Tissues

 

Doster: Aaaa-CHOO!

 

Mommy: Bless you!

 

Doster: (running from the living room tissue box to the keeping room tissue box) Mommy, why don't you have anymore tissues?

 

Mommy: I'm just out of them sweetie - you can use a little piece of toilet paper.

 

Doster: Noooo Mommy, that is for our bottoms.

 

Mommy: Then you are going to have bubbles on your face.

 

Doster: I'll just lick them with my tongue then.

 

 

 

Mmmmhmmm, that makes more sense.